It was a dark time in the world of Chrono-McCalculus. The company's beloved CEO, Professor McCalculus, had been acting strangely. Some said he was under the influence of a rare form of temporal madness, while others claimed he had finally cracked under the pressure of meeting the quarterly numbers.
Reason 4.2: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising of 2018 was a series of events that shook the very foundations of Chrono-McCalculus. It began with a series of mysterious sock puppet sightings in the break room, where they seemed to be discussing the meaning of life and the importance of proper sock pairing.